Score: 9

"The game has its ups and downs."

submission: Red Moon

date: April 25, 2009

Introduction~
Red Moon is an eerie, fast-paced, and well thought out platformer. I find that the characters were very easy on the ears and eyes, as opposed to some flash animations that give me headaches from all he bright colors. The red background really set the tone, and it was a pleasure to play this game.
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Graphics~
The characters looked very natural during cutscenes. I thoroughly enjoyed the ending, where (SPOILER ALERT OMG) Eivana and Hawken get their asses kicked by Vandeer. Who was it who intervened? Was that Armed With Wings?

During gameplay, the dramatic silhouette style shone. You should make a Blackmist animated series, chronicling a little bit further into the story, because I really would like to see more of this style.

Ending statement-
A solid 10/10 for graphics.
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Controls~
I hit a few problems here. Wall jumping was kicking in when you don't want it to, and crapping out on you when you need it to work. The floors must have been icy or Eivana must have been rollerskating, because I ended up sliding everywhere, and falling off cliffs.
Also, attacks were okay; charging up was not. The charge up attacks were useless, and there should have been a few more attack buttons like from Armed With Wings 2.

Ending statement-
A 6/10 at most for controls.
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Audio~
Great. The music was fantastic, and kept me playing. (How do you get that last CD...?)

Ending statement-
After barely any embellishing, the music was a perfect 10.
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Actionscript~

HOLY JESUS IN A SAILBOAT.
I need to learn how to make enemies follow the player and how to give them health, so I find it to be like a miracle. The fact that it had awards was amazing, too. Did Tom already come out with the awards embedding?

Ending statement-
10/10. Can you teach me some AS?
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Other~
Nice touch at the end with Eivana. She just gets the short end of the stick in every game. She got (SPOILERS OMG) stabbed in Armed With Wings 2, sliced apart in Red Moon, and I don't think she was even IN Armed With Wings 1.
I also noticed that recently, each game ends with the player losing. Talk about hollow victories.

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Score: 7

"Decent."

submission: Vinegar Battery Project

date: April 8, 2009

You explained it rather nicely, and there are minimal spelling and grammar issues.
Like when you had it say "zink". It's spelled Zinc.
/Scientific assholery
You're getting better.
You get a 7/10, because there should have been music, a little more interactivity (It says "Play This Game", so I expect there to be gaming), and a more scientific font could have nailed it, like Microsoft Unicode MS, and you could have made it type out, and have that little flashy box/underscore at the end.
But, you did a decent job.
On another note: What grade did you get?

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Still waiting to be unblocked,
<3Lunar

Score: 10

"AHA! I got it!"

submission: Shiftlimits:Galaxy Collab

date: April 3, 2009

This was orgasmic. I swear, this was great.
Animation- 10/10
Fucking brilliant. Miccool's planet twirl was genius.
Graphics- 10/10
Very good for sticks.
Humor- 10/10
How can I give any less for a "holy god. SPACE WALRUS!!"?
Audio- 10/10
Nice choice. It was The Arctic Monkeys performing "You Couldn't See For The Lights But You Were Staring Straight At Me", for those who don't know.
Arctic Monkeys ftw.

Overall- 10/10
A sleek, satisfying animation about stick figures kicking ass...IN SPACE.

<3Lunar

Score: 10

"Excellent."

submission: Racist Bird Crapshit

date: March 29, 2009

The whole experience was amazing, from the beginning to the end. I wonder why this has a score under three?

Score: 10

"Clever, and had a very good execution to boot."

submission: ParodyRangersTheMovie P.2

date: March 22, 2009

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You went a bit overboard with the semen/gay/sex/penis/etc. jokes, but, hey, if that's what appeals to the masses, so be it.
The joke about Foamy was more or less unexpected and spontaneous, and the Wiggles making a cameo? Priceless. The Naruto reference at the end brought me back to about late '07 to early '08, when I liked Naruto and followed the series diligently (Manga, not anime). I didn't really see it coming, which adds to the epicness. Funny thing is, I don't remember "Dulci" (Did I spell it right?), the scene where they got attacked by those birds, OR any scene thereafter (IE, the owl part). But, this was back when Power Rangers was a good series, and I'm all nostalgic and teary.
(Also, "I'm a shaarrk! I'm a shaarrk! Suck my diiiiick! I'm a shaarrk!" Someone's been on *chan lately.)
This one is a "Must-Watch".
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[The Break Down]

Animation/visuals
Very good. There were many visual puns, and the graphics were nice and easy on the eyes. Movement was slick and fluid; nothing was unnatural.
10/10
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Music/BGM
Very good. Like an actual show on television, music was always there. It was in every scene. Also, Billy has the same ringtone as me (Bill Nye the Science guy theme music).
10/10
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Voice acting
Superb. I'm working on a flash game called "Grenadier", and my friends and I are voice acting. I tried the best I could to reduce static and such, but I couldn't! What did you do to remove all that static? Editing in Audacity? Coffee filter in front of the mike?
10/10
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Humour
Now, you went a little overboard, but I guess it's all right. I'm genuinely impressed, and I say it honestly deserves a ten. Props to you, Psyguy.
10/10
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Overall
An indisputable 10/10. Every little detail was top notch, and this series is beyond great. However, you're setting the bar ridiculously high for yourself. You're gonna have to continuously outdo yourself...
10/10
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[Wrap-up]
Well, shit. This review is LONG. I spent, like, an hour on this, as opposed to the usual 20 minutes...
Great work; I look forward to the next one.

<3Lunar

Score: 10

"Good ol' Krinkels!"

submission: Madness Aggregation

date: March 15, 2009

Well, you deserve a ten (And will probably get a billion of 'em). I really can't point out any flaws other than the fact that it should have been longer.
<3Lunar

Score: 10

"Nice effects."

submission: Its a Tank!

date: February 17, 2009

Well, guys. I'm impressed. Live action/3D animation is relatively rare on the portal. I know what you did for most effects. You filled a tire with chocolate syrup, slashed it, had the NG staff squirt you with the syrup to make it seem like the Tanks' birth fluids were spewing out, and, because it was edible, you licked it off (If it was real oil...We would need a new site administrator). You get a 10/10 for everything.
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Also, who's the father?

Score: 10

"Heh. Useful info..."

submission: Welcome to Newgrounds!

date: February 13, 2009

I'll make sure to link new users to this flash.
Also, for all the newer '08/'09 users, and for the future '10, '11, '12, and so on users, Nazininja posted a topic in the BBS which was derailed on the first post and spurred a discussion on Kim Possible Hentai, which was the exact phrase found in his search bar in the screenshot he posted of 'The Bush Game".
You can thank bigbadron for the awesomeness of that thread. HOWEVER. BBR was demodded in late '07, and I only got a few moments of watching each of his locks/bans/harassment of newbies.
Graphics were bad, but audio was top notch, as was the info.
I could have used this info earlier when I was new :(

Score: 10

"wat"

submission: Totally Fucking Awesome

date: February 6, 2009

Honestly, I can only ask you what you were smoking, and if I can have some.
Otherwise, a funny, poorly drawn, seizure inducing parody with really fast text.
Also, great song. Dickspeed ahoy!

Score: 10

"This means war ;p"

submission: Rick n' Roll

date: January 15, 2009

You did really well for spam, and I laughed my ass off.
I am, however, going to get you for Rickrolling me.
MARK.
MY.
WORDS.
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Animation- 10/10. It was a parody; satire if you will, of a parody of the crap that is submitted.
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Graphics- 10/10. It's a parody, so they're supposed to be bad.
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Music- 10/10. I actually love that song...
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Humor- 10/10. Just my type of internets comedy.
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Overall- 10/10. You don't seem such a stranger to awesome, either.
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Keep up the good work,
<3Lunar